Are you there God? It's me, hungry
I just passed a couple eating lunch outdoors at the sidewalk cafe near my office. Their heads were down in silence, and at first I thought they were examining their pizza for something (hairs, dirt, who knows). Then I realized they were praying. Oh. My bad. I don't suppose their grace went anything like this:
We thank thee father for the many blessings you have bestowed upon us today, especially the extra cheese on this here slice of pizza. Bless us, o Lord, with your gift to make the calories not count. Give us the strength to order the salad next time.
No, me neither.
We thank thee father for the many blessings you have bestowed upon us today, especially the extra cheese on this here slice of pizza. Bless us, o Lord, with your gift to make the calories not count. Give us the strength to order the salad next time.
No, me neither.
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