Ode to Kristin on her 30th birthday

To you, I present, haiku:

Happy Birthday, Kris!
Twenty-four we are, no more.
Centro-Fly has closed.

But thirty is good.
It means we can live without
waterbugs. Hooray!

I got you the gift
Of a ride to the Hamptons.
Seats are for wussies.

Unless you'd rather
Go back to the Jersey Shore.
Todd Scrod says, welcome.

I hope you have a
Wonderful birthday, Kristin.
Friends we are for life.