Mossimo wishes you "Happy St. Patrick's Day"

For the past few days, I have been wearing the same pair of kelly-green velour pants to do all my errands, packing, etc. When I brought them home from work, I thought they could pass for Juicy, if you didn't look that closely. Um, no. I was in the liquor store the other night, and the wino in front of me looked me up and down and told me that I looked like I came from Emerald City in the Wizard of Oz. Seriously. For lack of a better excuse, I told him I was just getting a jump start on St. Patrick's Day. He loved that. If only he knew that I had the matching hoodie at home. I should bust it out today and see how many friends I make. Shout out to Moss and Aunt Becky.