Would you get your hair cut by this guy?

I saw this guy at the Target in West Hollywood last year. I was in town for the Hello Kitty party, and we stopped by the newly opened store to check it out. I noticed this scary creature in part because of his neon orange faux tan, and was subsequently transfixed by the sheer horror of his facial features. It's taking Extreme Makeover to a whole new level, but maybe VH1's the Surreal Life should consider a season with him, Jocelyn Wildenstein and Amanda Lepore. They already have Janice Dickenson.