Better than blogging
Top 10 things that kept me from blogging this weekend:
10. Two parties, too many people to catch up with
9. Alcohol. Lots and lots of alcohol.
8. Searching for the mildew smell in the bathroom that only appeared after I spent an hour scrubbing every tiled surface in there
7. Must. Download. Justin. Timberlake.
6. Chauffering a recent transplant around the city to look at potential apartments
5. Back-to-back episodes of Mediums: We See Dead People on A&E
4. Wondering, why can't I think of anything to blog about? Fear, am I boring? Is my life boring? Oh my God, I'm 30 and my life is boring! Oh well, TV's on, gotta go.
3. Attempting to recreate the perfect arch given to me by our $65-per-session eyebrow guru. Without said guru.
2. Checking Match.com to see if I'm ready to subject myself to the torture of online dating again. I'm not.
1. 754 pages and 4 pounds of Vogue
10. Two parties, too many people to catch up with
9. Alcohol. Lots and lots of alcohol.
8. Searching for the mildew smell in the bathroom that only appeared after I spent an hour scrubbing every tiled surface in there
7. Must. Download. Justin. Timberlake.
6. Chauffering a recent transplant around the city to look at potential apartments
5. Back-to-back episodes of Mediums: We See Dead People on A&E
4. Wondering, why can't I think of anything to blog about? Fear, am I boring? Is my life boring? Oh my God, I'm 30 and my life is boring! Oh well, TV's on, gotta go.
3. Attempting to recreate the perfect arch given to me by our $65-per-session eyebrow guru. Without said guru.
2. Checking Match.com to see if I'm ready to subject myself to the torture of online dating again. I'm not.
1. 754 pages and 4 pounds of Vogue
posted by Lori @ 11:52 AM
12 Comments:
I was checkin Match.com as well this weekend. Be interesting to see if they could ever find a match for my picky ass. However nowhere on the site does it mention how much it cost.
Top 5 reasons I didn't find your blog earlier:
5. You have to read a whole bunch of crappy blogs before you get to a good one like this
4. I was working a lot
3. My dog broke my mouse (really he did) so surfing was slowed down significantly. I hate the touchpad thingy.
2. I had a lot of episodes of Project Runway to watch.
1. Dumb luck.
PS: Laverne's hot.
Huphter - Why did I think you were married???
FreeCyprus - Welcome! Glad you stopped by!
I still have a stack of magazines that I still have to go through too..including Vogue! Why do weekends have to end so quickly?
Me married? What gave you that idea?
Hmm, yeah, I have no idea.
Would you marry me?
Wow - I don't know... can you cook? Or do you mind if I don't?
I can cook simple Dutch stuff. Will that do?
What exactly constitutes "simple Dutch"? Is that like Pot Brownies?
Haha no... "Patatje Oorlog"! French fries + mayonnaise (which is actually not mayo, but a special sauce for yur fries) + saté (thick peanut sauce) + some diced onions.
We on our way to Vegas yet?
Vincent: You know what they put on French fries in Holland instead of ketchup?
Jules: What?
Vincent: Mayonnaise.
Jules: Goddamn.
Vincent: I've seen 'em do it, man. They fucking drown 'em in that shit.
I should have known. Looks like I'll be sticking to Lean Cuisines and Boca Burgers. Big fan of sate, though.
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