At least I think I'm funny
Doing errands today, I walked into a furniture store I've never noticed before.
Male sales clerk: "Hi there! Are you looking for your husband?"
Me: "Not just this second, but if you know someone...."
Male sales clerk, stammering: "Oh, uh, I just meant there was a guy in here a few minutes ago who was looking..."
Me, cutting him off to spare his further embarrassment: "Yeah, yeah, I know what you meant."
Labels: boys
posted by Lori @ 3:04 PM
6 Comments:
Ha! Quick and funny.
I thought it was high-larious.
I would have expected a response from you, "Yes, someone 6', in his early 30's, makes six figures, ruggedly handsome, jewish and a serieal monogomist".
I'm happy to see that you haven't lost your sense of humor, Lori. Though I lack culinary skill and thus would not be confused for your husband, I have perfected the lost and adrift look and salesmen might assume I was anyway.
Anonymous, if I'm scouting husbands in a furniture store I have no business being so picky.
*snork*
That's brilliantly funny.
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