Trick, or treat?

As a kid, my creative Halloween costumes always got covered by a winter jacket.

At Syracuse, Halloween tended to coincide with the first snowfall of the season.

In New York, I gravitated toward skimpy costumes that had to be hidden under winter jackets as I dodged freezing rain drops or waited to get into clubs.

Now, that I have no desire to dress up or go out, it's 90 degrees and sunny. What's wrong with this picture?