Total Eclipse of the Heart

Bonnie Fuller's office must be on overdrive right now. The solar eclipse of Oct 3 HAS to explain the huge number of celebrity breakups over the past month (and possibly the few unions - Ash and Demi, anyone?).

As my favorite astrologer Susan Miller explains, "Solar eclipses are famous for opening new doors and for bringing fresh starts...Eclipses bring enlightenment and truth, so if you are in love, this eclipse will bring your relationship to a new, closer level and trigger lots more affection. If not, then this eclipse could cause a breakup. If you should break up, realize the universe is trying to be your friend by getting you out of a relationship with no future." Eclipses may also be felt one month to the day before or after the actual eclipse day.

So, as of today, Nick and Jessica are done. As of Friday, Paris and Paris were done. Within the last month Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesey, Chad Michael Murray and Sofia Bush, Eddie Murphy and someone... Now, can anyone explain how the eclipse can be responsible for the bun in TomKat's oven? Or is that totally beyond explanation?