Waist not
MISSING!
Bikini-friendly WAIST:
Age: 32
Width: Unknown, but until recently, inoffensive
Last Seen: Bikini Season, often lounging poolside or beachside, well-proportioned between T & A.
Bikini-friendly WAIST:
Age: 32
Width: Unknown, but until recently, inoffensive
Last Seen: Bikini Season, often lounging poolside or beachside, well-proportioned between T & A.
Before disappearing entirely, was known to hang out over low-rise jeans, roll over elastic waistbands, and project itself at a 90 degree angle from the pubic bone.
Help! If you can shed any insight as to the disappearance of my waist, or know how I can get it back, please contact me ASAP! I'll be answering all calls alternately from atop a treadmill or in the midst of the sweatpants aisle at Target.
Labels: gym
posted by Lori @ 11:11 PM
2 Comments:
Maybe mine and yours went on a vacation and met six-pack twins? Bitches didn't even ask us if we wanted to come along... ;o)
This is a funny post, but I hardly believe you look ANY less fit than you always do! Dinner soon please!?
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