Top 10 signs it's time to get a new eyebrow lady
10. You know more about her sex life than her training
9. She asks you repeatedly about your sex life even though you've made it clear you aren't having any. And probably wouldn't talk about it with her if you were.
8. She excuses herself in the middle of a session to throw up last night's tequila shots
7. She burns your skin in two places
6. Excitedly says, "Want to see what the guy downstairs gave me for Christmas?" And pulls out the biggest bag of marijuana I have ever seen.
5. Offers a free Brazilian as a Christmas present
4. She makes your eyebrows completely uneven
3. And blames you for letting them grow in too long
2. After admitting she took a few Vicodin that morning
1. You come across an old Daily Candy which highlights a place only 10 minutes away that specializes in brow services and only costs a few dollars more than you are paying now. The staff seems somewhat professional and probably won't bother you with their dating or drug issues. They sound extremely busy on the phone on Saturday morning but manage to squeeze you in for a last-minute appointment. And when you hesitate to explain why you had to find a new place, the technician simply laughs and said, "I get it all the time."
Labels: Only in LA
posted by Lori @ 8:35 PM
6 Comments:
My eyebrow lady has begun making mine uneven as well, and also told me "don't wait so long between appointments. They grow too fast." What the hell?! And where is your new lady? Share!
Hilary, it might be kind of far for you, but Billion Dollar Brows on Beverly Drive. And anyone I've ever talked to has said that the longer you let your brows grow in, the better, because it gives them more to work with. My woman was just backpedaling for excuses, as yours might have been.
hah...my current place is on Beverly Drive!
Anyone you would recommend at the new place? Or have you not been there enough times yet?
Okay scratch that. I'm going to try a place closer to my apartment. http://www.euphoriafaceandbody.com/index2.html
But thanks!
Congrats on finding a new place! Next time you come to NYC, you should try my place. They rock and they only charge $7.00. :)
ROTFLMAO
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