Ode to Maria on her 30th Birthday

De ne ne ne ne ne neh!
Well we're moving on up (Moving on up!)
From the upper east side
And for your birthday I have a sur-prise!

Happy birthday to you
My dear favorite Schlomo
I hope you enjoy anagrams of
"Maria Jose Palomo":

A salami rope mojo
Maam, Joel is a-poor
Ear jam, soap I loom
Ammo oops = jail era
Major ape as I loom
Ape is major moola
Jam oar so impale? O!
Alas, major pie. Moo.
Moi, pajama looser.

And my personal favorite:

I, Jo, rap some Alamo!