This is Karl Lagerfeld's fault

Ah, Hollywood.

The new Us Weekly cover boast's Lindsay Lohan's diet secrets, while Vanity Fair's dishes the real scoop: bulimia. Meanwhile, Allure has a two page blind item that all but names her and her famous stylist as arbiters of clenbuterol, a dangerous drug only legally approved for use on asthmatic horses. (Asthma - sounds familiar). Responsibly, the Today Show picked up the story so that now the rest of us non-Allure readers can fit into sample sizes with the ease of a Google search.

All just in time for us resolution-hungry January dieters!

We're all puppets, don't you see...